Well, today i start the fascinating life of a blogger. blogger is a disgusting word to me. not that there is anything wrong with writing blogs, its just that the word sounds like something dirty. like doo doo, or swamp water. but either way, im joining the ranks as a blog-ist.
Not with much consolation, thats like saying i just got a new LG chocolate phone. Its cool and new to you, but in reality nobody could care less, and that phone is actually kind of gay. But you still feel some sort of significance from it. The significant feeling im getting from starting a blog hovers in the range of being the first in line for High School Musical 3, and being the only kid at school with a gold foil Liferuiner shirt. If you get my drift.
I honestly dont know (or really care) what I will write in the blog. I spend alot of my time thinking about the most unbelievably dumb things, so I think I will let ya'll know those things, and hopefully take time away from you doing something productive. If you find this waste of time worth your precious time, then please stay tuned. If not... you suck faggot. with all due respect.
Congratulations on reading this far
-Tyler
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